and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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