i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Porn is love you can see.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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