im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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