Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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