On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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