we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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