Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Barsexuality is the new black.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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