your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
