what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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