and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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