Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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