cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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