I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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