Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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