can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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