I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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