I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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