do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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