Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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