she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
should my penis look like a turkey
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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