He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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