Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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