We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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