For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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