OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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