and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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