12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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