Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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