But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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