theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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