That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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