Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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