I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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