Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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