Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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