Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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