cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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