Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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