D3 body, D1 cock
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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