i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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