That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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