that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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