Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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