Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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