I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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