Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
its liver damage thursday
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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