I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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