Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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