when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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