Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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