yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He's a Shit stain on my heart
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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