you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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