very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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