That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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