Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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