Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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