She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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