I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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